Dear Psychology 101, Winnie the Pooh: overeater. Piglett: phobic. Tigger: ADHD. Rabbit: OCD. Eeyore: depression. Christopher Robin: schizophrenia. So, favorite university course...took me a few years to realize it, but just wanted to let you know that you ruined my childhood. Sincerely, Clio
Dr. Marinos in the building: Winnie - sibutrex for binge eating, Piglet - cymbalta for anxiety, Eeyor - zoloft for depression, Tigger - ritalin for ADHD, Christopher Robin - clozaril for hallucinations
ReplyDeletehmmm... come to think about it its more like this...Winnie: loves sweets and has the wildest of imagination= LSD, Eeyor: doesnt care about anything, has slow reactions and demonstrates lack of motivation= Marijuana, Piglet: is afraid of eve...rything and is paranoid of constantly being chased= Mushrooms, Rabbit: gets into everyones business and constantly needs everything= Cocaine, Tigger: can not calm down, bounces all the time and is never tired= Ecstasy, C.Robin: talks to animals= Halucinogenics... And last but not least, Owl: is always there to help anyone who needs help= Dealer
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