"Cause girls have balls too, they are just a little higher up, thats all..."J.J
Hahahaa! Edward isn't a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn't eat people. & he sparkles......... HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY!
Ha! Well...apparently, Twilight's so popular...because teens can relate to it... Oh yeah, I remember that time I was a vampire...
Dear Teenage Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic
Dracula once had a 1 night stand with Tinkerbell. 9 months later a baby boy named Edward was born....
Dear Edward, You're doing it wrong. Sincerely, papa-Dracula
Hahahaa! Edward isn't a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn't eat people. & he sparkles......... HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY!
ReplyDeleteHa! Well...apparently, Twilight's so popular...because teens can relate to it... Oh yeah, I remember that time I was a vampire...
ReplyDeleteDear Teenage Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic
ReplyDeleteDracula once had a 1 night stand with Tinkerbell. 9 months later a baby boy named Edward was born....
ReplyDeleteDear Edward, You're doing it wrong. Sincerely, papa-Dracula
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