Monday, November 14, 2011

Dear Teenage Girls, If your boyfriend is sparkly and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire, he's gay. Sincerely, Clio
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5 comments:

  1. Jonathan14 November 2011 at 17:30

    Hahahaa! Edward isn't a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn't eat people. & he sparkles......... HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY!

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  2. clio14 November 2011 at 17:30

    Ha! Well...apparently, Twilight's so popular...because teens can relate to it... Oh yeah, I remember that time I was a vampire...

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  3. George14 November 2011 at 17:31

    Dear Teenage Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic

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  4. Sebastian14 November 2011 at 17:31

    Dracula once had a 1 night stand with Tinkerbell. 9 months later a baby boy named Edward was born....

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  5. clio14 November 2011 at 17:32

    Dear Edward, You're doing it wrong. Sincerely, papa-Dracula

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