#chill_dudes

Dear Friends, People annoying you with their sudden football zeal? From now on, buy them nothing but football-related gifts for every occasion. Sincerely, Clio

sun...set...go

#instagram #no_filter

Greece VS Costa Rica

Dear Friends, Hopefully next World Cup we'll be beaten by a country with an easier to mock national identity. Sincerely, Clio

well hello there...

#instagram

Don Giovanni

#instagram

La Dame aux camélias

http://earthweareone.com/scientists-link-selfies-to-narcissism-addiction-mental-illness/

Dear Friends, The selfies you don't post are what you really look like.... Sincerely, Clio

#mondayz

not too shabby...

dramma giocoso per musica

#Don_Giovanni

no filter ...

#yuuum

#costa_θα_varino

#yeap

@ Costa Navarino

#Cray_Z

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2627168/Solange-furious-Jay-Z-reneges-promise-boost-career.html

Dear Friends, call it crazy speculation, but what if Solange Knowles was just trying to get in good with Donald Sterling? Sincerely, Clio

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nba/news/20140513/donald-sterling-clippers-anderson-cooper-cnn/

Dear Friends, After that CNN interview, it's crazy to see that Donald Sterling is even more racist when he KNOWS he's being recorded... Sincerely, Clio

Dear Michelle, #tell_it_to_your_husband

Dear Sigmund Freud, Happy penis. What? NO. I'm pretty sure i said "birthday". Sincerely, Clio

#we_are_all_monkeys

Dear Friends, A black guy, a white guy and a Pontian Greek guy walk into a bar. They have a great time, they're friends. It's 2014 . Sincerely, Clio

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/10857580/donald-sterling-los-angeles-clippers-owner-receives-life-ban-nba

Dear Friends, Well i think the real lesson here is don't talk to your girlfriend about Instagram. Sincerely, Clio

#dr_House_dickalikes

Dear Friends, Whenever someone in a hospital is a jerk, i just assume he's a brilliant doctor with a pain pill addiction, and it helps me not scream. Sincerely, Clio

his and hers

#instagram

cause normal eggs are SUPER boring 

#instagram

#love_in_the_time_of_Márquez

R.I.P. Gabo

#happily_married

Dear Friends, it is amazing what you'll wear in public when you're not trying to have sex with anyone (else) anymore. Sincerely, Clio

Dear little chick on my backyard, I am one of the good giants. Sincerely, Clio
#no_meat_Easter #instagram

#hmmmm

Dear Friends, If you're feeling down about your life... just call a starving African kid and explain fabric softener to him. Sincerely, Clio

yeap

yeap

the Statue of Gluttony

#instagram #avocado_popsicles #vegan #dairy_free #lactose_free

#cliché

http://www.france24.com/en/20140331-video-eiffel-tower-turns-125-france-paris/

Dear Friends, Today's the 125th birthday of the Eiffel Tower. It is also the 125th birthday of the first photo of a guy pretending the Eiffel Tower is his dick. Sincerely, Clio

#instagram

Dear Friends, I guess showbiz and politics are like prison. Everyone acts super confident, but they're all secretly afraid they'll have to do "butt-stuff" to survive... Sincerely, Clio

#PUTin_PUTout

Dear Friends, If Russia invaded Crimea today, Putin could just yell APRIL FOOL'S and we couldn't do anything about it. Sincerely, Clio

for making me wonna stay...

Dear Friends, The NSA has hacked into your e- cigarets. Sincerely, Clio 

too cute to eat

#instagram #breakfast

boy oh boy

#instagram #chanel_boy_bag

yeap

#instagram

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/25/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane-reaction/

Dear Friends, CNN just had on a "missing-plane expert" whose entire theory was "So weird, right?" Sincerely, Clio

Dear Friends, i wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they are going to be talking.... Sincerely, Clio

"A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King." 

#EmilyDickinson #spring #instagram

Dear Friends, Maybe instead of fighting a war on terror and a war on drugs, we could just trick the terror and the drugs into fighting  each other? Sincerely, Clio

#you_nailed_it

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/04/showbiz/john-travolta-idina-menzel-oscars/

Dear Friends, Maybe John Travolta mispronounced Idina Menzel's name because his fancy Oscars wig was constricting the part of his brain that controls speech. Sincerely, Clio

blue

#instagram

#born_to_eat

La(ga)na Del Rey 

#instagram

#Mondayz

Dear Friends, Kinda sucks that everyone who lost the Oscar had to go back to being rich, good looking and famous today. Sincerely, Clio

always and forever

#instagram #family #neverforget 

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2011/06/20/so-thats-the-end-of-bitcoin-then/

Dear Friends, I'm so glad I didn't invest (time) in (understanding) bitcoins. Sincerely, Clio

# R.I.P.

memories....

yakuza power

#istagram #the_sushi_mafia

the vegan snack

#instagram #banana&honey&halvah&linseed&date&almondbutter

#he_came_out_of_the_locker

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/16/michael-sam-gay-american-football

Dear Friends, Say what you want about Michael Sam, but any man who's willing to play tackle football with a rock hard boner is pretty brave in my book. Sincerely, Clio